Terms of service

 Terms of Service

Last Updated: October 23, 2025
"Because even magic needs ground rules, babe."

Welcome to the Coochie Cauldron

By stepping into our goo, browsing our brooms, or checking out with a spell in your cart, you agree to these Terms of Service (the “Terms”). If you don’t agree, please moonwalk right out of the cauldron.

We may stir, season, or rewrite these Terms anytime without notice. Your continued use of the Site after updates means you’re cool with them — no retroactive temper tantrums.

1. Eligibility

We love the littles, but this is grown witch territory only.
You must be 18+ to access or purchase from this site. By being here, you’re promising you’re legal in your land.

2. Products & Services

What we offer:

  • Physical Products – merch, kits, tangible spell items

  • Digital Products – downloads, videos, PDFs

  • Creative Content – episodes, blogs, and juicy confessions

All items are for personal use only unless we’ve put it in writing that you can share, resell, or redistribute. Don’t bootleg our magic.

3. Ordering & Payment

When you click “checkout,” you agree to:

  • Give accurate shipping/billing info

  • Let our payment processor safely charge your card or account

  • Cover all taxes, shipping, and applicable fees

We can refuse or cancel any order for fraud suspicion, Terms violations, or… y’know, bad juju.

4. Shipping & Delivery

Our timelines are detailed in the FAQ + Safety Hub (and they’re part of these Terms).
We aim for broomstick-speed delivery, but we’re not liable for delays caused by postal carriers, customs, natural disasters, or planetary retrogrades.

5. Refunds & Exchanges

Our refund policy is also in the FAQ + Safety Hub. TL;DR:

  • Digital Products – non-refundable after delivery

  • Physical Products – only replace/refund if damaged or incorrect (must send pics within 7 days)

  • Confession Submissions – final sale, may be used anonymously for content

6. User Conduct

You may not:

  • Upload anything illegal, harmful, defamatory, or harassing

  • Tamper with the Site’s security or functionality

  • Hack, reverse-engineer, or disrupt the Site

  • Submit content about someone without their explicit consent

Break the rules and you may be banished — no spell reversal.

7. Intellectual Property

Every image, design, video, logo, blog, and piece of content here is owned by Coochie Cauldron / Magical Pussy Network (or properly licensed to us).
No unauthorized use, duplication, or distribution. We work hard on our witchcraft — respect it.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

Everything here is served “as is” and “as available” — no guarantees, express or implied.
We can’t promise:

  • The Site will always be glitch-free

  • That products will meet your exact expectations

  • That your spell will summon exactly what you wanted (magic is… moody)

9. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent allowed by law:

  • We’re not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages

  • Our max liability = the amount you paid for the product/service in question

10. Indemnification

You agree to protect and hold harmless Coochie Cauldron / Magical Pussy Network, its owners, and affiliates from any claims, damages, or legal fees that pop up from:

  • Your violation of these Terms

  • Your misuse of our Site or products

  • Your violation of someone else’s rights

11. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California & Michigan, without regard to conflicts of law.

12. Contact Us

Still have questions?
Slide into the cauldron: Info@CoochieCauldron.com
Send us mailable magic: 6250 S Cedar Street Suite 13 -319, Lansing, MI 48911 United States

We check our potions daily. Expect a reply within 48 hours unless we’re deep in the goo.

Witch’s Final Word

Respect the magic. Respect consent. Respect the community.
Play nice in the sanctuary (or cauldron), and we’ll make magic together.